Quick Thought of the Morning #2

You know how if you have to speak at a public forum you're told to imagine the audience in their underwear?

What if your audience is a gathering of fitness models?

Wouldn't that just make you even MORE nervous in front of them and their obliques??

Or if you're an elementary school teacher on your first day on the job?

You could go to jail if people knew what you were up to!

Imagining people in their underwear is a piece of reckless advice.

My suggestion? Imagine your audience all holding in explosive diarrhea.

Problem solved.