I realize that, for the sake of good taste, I should have (long ago) written "Chad's Guide to Sexy Art".
Better late than never (or pregnant) - but because we're in a race against time I'm not making a formal guide - rather a short list.
Here is my list of things you should NEVER try to make sexy:
1. Disney Characters
2. Bad people
3. People who are ugly when clothed
4. Dead people
5. Anyone with a prosthetic.
Oh wait - I'm sorry. It looks as though my list is too late.
P.S. For anyone thinking "Hades isn't a dead person! He's the God of the Underworld." I must say Seriously? That's what you have a problem with??
P.S.S. And to those same people: judging me and NOT sexy disney villain art means you are a little creepy
P.S.S.S. Even though I just had the thought it doesn't look like Hades' pubes are blue fire . . . hmmmm . . . I maintain that YOU are still the creepy one.
P.S.S.S.S. No, I'm NOT protesting too much.
P.S.S.S.S.S. Shut up.