Tuesday, January 18, 2011

Oooh . . . That's hot!

I realize that, for the sake of good taste, I should have (long ago) written "Chad's Guide to Sexy Art".

Better late than never (or pregnant) - but because we're in a race against time I'm not making a formal guide - rather a short list.

Here is my list of things you should NEVER try to make sexy:

1. Disney Characters
2. Bad people
3. People who are ugly when clothed
4. Dead people
5. Anyone with a prosthetic.

Oh wait - I'm sorry. It looks as though my list is too late.

My bad.

P.S. For anyone thinking "Hades isn't a dead person! He's the God of the Underworld." I must say Seriously? That's what you have a problem with??

P.S.S. And to those same people: judging me and NOT sexy disney villain art means you are a little creepy

P.S.S.S. Even though I just had the thought it doesn't look like Hades' pubes are blue fire . . . hmmmm . . . I maintain that YOU are still the creepy one.

P.S.S.S.S. No, I'm NOT protesting too much.

P.S.S.S.S.S. Shut up.


  1. I seriously had to scroll back up to check Hades pubes and who seriously takes the time to put Cruella in a teddy, I'm going to have nightmares for a long time.

  2. I think that Cruella looks like Bebe Neuworth. Just sayin'.

  3. Also, we should be glad there isn't an Ursula version. That's all 5 problems...a Disney villain with tentacles, fat, and she died at the end. Ew.