I don't have a television for the time being - but I still somehow stay current on tv commercials. Usually I don't notice them - they're just a form of background noise and I need background noise. But every so often a commercial rips my attention away from what I'm doing for one reason or another. Here are my #1 commercials . . .
#1 Commercial that makes me "Happy to be Myself!". And by myself I mean not a complete fucking idiot. Are you kidding me, Taco Bell?!?! You can't pretend like you're a good option for a weight loss system when you've also created a "fourth meal" for people who need an excuse to consume calories at the absolute WORST time of day to do so. You can't! You fucking CAN'T! Taco Bell? I wish you were a person with real live feelings so I could slap the shit out of you and tell you you're fat and ugly.
Me: Joan Crawford armed with searing hot, wrought iron clothes hanger.
You: Little bitch daughter who puts her clothes on wire hangers. Oh yeah, without the use of your limbs.
Basically, Taco Bell - I want to massacre you.
#1 video that makes me "Ashamed of Myself". Freecreditreport.com? What are you doing to me? Why, oh why would you have such a catchy jingle? Not "a dollop, a dollop of Daisy" catchy - but Lady Gaga catchy.
I want the Freecreditreport.com song on my iPod. Is that wrong? I know it is. I hate myself.
That being said - I've always been one to own my nerdiness - so I've you take issue with my unadulterated love for "hello, hello, hello . . ." then you can go blow yourself. :)
P.S. Don't tell anybody that I love the freecreditreport.com commercial.
P.P.S. Maybe it's already gotten out. (not sure how)
P.P.P.S. Hmmmmm . . . maybe that's why I'm perpetually single?
P.P.P.P.S. Don't tell anybody that I'm perpetually single.